The "Progressive" Tax

The government is working towards what they call historical health care legislation. The EPA now wants to regulate how much I exhale. I have the solution to all this progressive uproar. I call it the "Progressive" tax. The "Progressive" tax is not anything to complain about, it is absolutely wonderful and should not be controversial at all. It is a tax everyone can agree on and should agree on. It is the last tax any freedom loving "Progressive" should ever ask for. It is a really simple process and one the "Community Organizers" can really appreciate. They would have to protest every business or individual they thought should pay the "Progressive" tax. The "Progressive" tax is strictly voluntary and would be on utility bills. If you want to pay double the price for your utilities their would be a box to tell you what it is. If you don't, you would pay normal price. All the money paid to the "Progressive" tax would be allocated to third world countries through the UN. Only after progressive programs here at home like medicare, medicaid, section 8 housing programs,unemployment. Let the voluntary "Progressives" decide. They want to live in a global society let the UN allocate all "Progressive" programs here in the U.S. from this tax. I think this tax would only require a few employees and they could hire more as the need rises out of "Progressive" U.N. funds of course. So let the lawmakers get busy drafting the bill to pass the "Progressive" tax now. Who am I to stand in their way. Our president is passionate about it. So let them get started practicing volunteerism today.